Far more engaging than Sarah Conner is Emma the 'Roid and I'm sure the canine chronicles will be at least as amusing.
Emma 'Roid came into the house having been purchased from a NH lady who thought she was a breeder.
The first time a vet looked at her, his comment was that she certainly had those "cock-a-poo knees." Seems that one of the problems with the breed is a tendency for the rear legs to be weak and the knees all akimbo. This certainly explains why 'Roid has to get a two-room running start to get up on one of the beds!!
She has dealt with that humiliation as well as the mental agony caused by an insensitive groomer who tried to take a pirate captain and make it too cute:
Yet through all the trials and tribulations, Emma perseveres. Her accomplishments include supporting piracy around the globe with that fierce crew of Pirate Dogs whom she commands. Note the looks of absolute intensity she projects from the bridge.
This is a dog who has guided her crew through the transformation from denizens of the canine seas to explorers of the galaxies, directing the transformation of the CPS Nargle into the CSS Nargle. From her perch on the captain's chair she can survey the unfolding of space before her ship.
Truly, an inspiring figure in the canine pantheon and, despite all her accomplishments, still capable of begging for bone turks and looking as adorable as she can.........
All you Portuguese Water Dogs, eat your hearts out!!!!!!!!!!!! All you Klingon Kats, be afraid!!!!!
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It's hard to imagine that Miss Emma was once such a little pup!
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