Thursday, November 25, 2010

Of Turkey and Hamhocks

So this year the dad is doing the turkey.  Hope it all comes out okay.  There's this 20 pound fowl defrosting in the 'fridge. The shelves are collapsing from the food and liquid refreshments jammed onto them.  It looks like the preparations to survive a 5,000 year famine.
Leftovers down here on the floor have been a little sparse.  Monday at least there was spaghetti----fresh tomatoes, basil, garlic---we prefer plain spaghetti strands ourselves.  Tuesday the mom went to the dentist late and didn't make the  promised stuffed jalapenos---they ate green chile cheeseburgers from the place up the road---at least we got a couple of french fries.  Wednesday night were the stuffed jalapenos.  Even the dad found them hot so there's no way we Pirate Dogs were gonna touch them.  So now we are all trained and have fasted in preparation for the feast day.

Got to hand it to the dad for perseverance.  Imagine trying to make apple-sausage-cornbread stuffing in our kitchen.  First there was the Klingon Kat Griselda up on the counters wanting to sample everything.  Then the Pirate Dogs following every move ready to pounce on anything that dropped towards the floor.  And of course the minpinhuahua and the schnausehuahua can get underfoot like a trapper's snares, sending a person sprawling.  Of course, that's their mission---the captain would like nothing better than to see all that sausage fall to the floor--------MMMMMMMMMM!!!!  Too bad it didn't happen..........
But not for lack of trying.  Since the ltttle dogs couldn't get stuff to fall, the captain ordered the minpinhuahua to hamhock the sharprador---the two of them whirling through the kitchen made it impossible to move.  Still wondering why right after that we were exiled into the cold in the front yard----it's only in the 60s here, very chilly for southwestern dogs.......

Well, today the turkey gets cooked and there will be left-overs and treats for all!!!!!!  So

  HAPPY

THANKSGIVING

to you and yours.  Remember, the Pirate Dogs love you all (except for the Klingon Kats).  And Friday won't be black on the floor in the mud shack .......

Friday, November 19, 2010

3 Weeks In

Sunday will mark the three week anniversary of retirement.  Absolutely no guilt.  Made a quick trip to Clovis to sign off on inventory and meet with my replacement; now there's no left overs from work---the time is totally mine.  Except for the incessant demands of los perros piraticus for attention and bone turks.  The occasional rescue of my Wicked Good Slippers from the jaws of Pablo Frijoles.  Refereeing the battle between the chihuahuas for space on my lap or under the blankey.  Still getting up around 6:00AM---of course that's sort of offset by staying in my robe until around 9:00........

Haven't gotten through the re-mastered Star Trek original series blu-rays yet.  Also haven't mastered the PS3 Move games.......But I have been catching up on my reading.  I'm current with the Economist (weekly) and The Atlantic (monthly).  That will please the friend of mine I give them to when I'm done---he won't be deluged again with 3-4 issues at a time of either.......I've read about five books and have four on the bedside table---from history to politics to science to Angelology.

I started this post at around 7:00AM this morning.  It's now a little after 3:00PM.  The Pirates and I just came in from the patio where I had a cold beer and they got treats and we all watched the sunlight turn the mountains from huge rock pillars to one-dimensional drawings that you'd see as the back-drop in a Gene Autry film.  The harvester across the road just dumped a huge container of cotton into the back of a trailer.  Looks like the cotton harvest is about done---maybe those shirts and shorts I have back-ordered at L L Bean will get made and shipped soon......Like I said, absolutely no guilt.........

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Of Mice and Sisters

So last Monday a field mouse invaded Dee and Melina's abode in Sacramento.  Dee went to soccer after screeching, panicking, calling the exterminator, and tasking the whippets and cats to deal with the furry grey invader...........yeah, right.  Cousin Mysty-fied was her usual self:





Thanks for all the help, Mysty!!!!  I don't recall ever seeing that dog in other than a prone position....The Lummox wasn't even around!!!!!!!!  Probably hiding in the bed.......Sight hounds indeed.  All they did was look at the scampering rodent---at least that's a good use of their singular talent........

So Sister Melina caught the beastie, outperforming two Whippets, a Sassy cat, traps, and exterminators.  She even got bit in the performance of her heroic duty!!!!!!!  (I won't comment on the "hello kitty" band-aid, I mean, really)........So Sister Melina, you are hereby awarded the Order of Anton Chico and inducted into the crew of the fearless Pirate Dogs.  Print out this ferocious picture and hang it on your 'fridge:  




And remember, the next time there is an emergency, call on a Chihuahua for results and let the Whippets take their nap.  Remember, a little "Weetz-itude" goes a long way!!!!!!!!




Tuesday, November 2, 2010

First

For all human endeavors there must be a first step.  This is true for retirement also.  The first day of the well-earned leisure part of life.

I found myself unburdened by tasks I may not have completed or decisions not made for the first time in over 40 years.  My conscience is as clear as fine crystal.  It occurred to me that my whole working life was like being in a diamond mine---a shaft or tunnel where you picked shiny bits of matter from the earth.  You only got to keep part of the haul; most of the profit went to your employer.  Then comes retirement and you wake up that morning still in the mine, but the tunnel has given way to a gigantic cavern-- the roof sparkling like the night sky over the desert;  the walls studded with the bright matter that is so precious.  Now all those diamonds are yours to keep and do with as you will----new experiences, opportunities to expand your mind, no-one to answer to for your choices.......

Except remember the dog's vet appointment at 8:30..............

Monday, November 1, 2010

Mid-term Election Thoughts

All right--I admit it.  The party of Thomas Jefferson blew it.  In 2008, it looked like it would transform the nation.   Money filled their coffers;  voters of all ages and races turned out in unbelievable numbers with unbridled exuberance.  The new president would be post-partisan and post-racial.  A filibuster-proof majority was sent to the Senate.  And now, November 1,2010, twenty-four hours before the mid-terms, all that feeling is gone.  The Democratic domination in 2008 has resulted in a wave of lethargy and the sense of unfulfilled expectations.
What caused this? The answers would fill a book and this is just a blog post.  But the short list would include the partisan leadership in both houses of congress on both sides.  There wasn't REAL leadership.  Just business same as ever and post-partisanship be damned.  The R's just said "NO" ; the D's never pushed the president's agenda.
So it's time to vote again.  In my state, the choices are pathetic.  No policy differences between the candidates for Congress.  If you didn't mark "D" or "R" beside their names you couldn't tell which was which.  For governor there are two women (we'll get our first female governor): one is tarred with allegations of her own corruption, the other tarred with the corruption in the present administration that caused our present governor to turn down a cabinet post.  Nice choice there.......
Normally, I might not even to bother to vote in this kind of an election.  But I am going to, and I am voting to support what I voted for in 2008----CHANGE.  Not Tea Party or Glen Beck B.S. but the change we need.  The change Obama promised.  Let's look at the record:

End of Partisanship----didn't happen, not because the president flubbed it but because the Republicans ignored the gestures and Reid and Pelosi did not push his agenda nor did they make the kind of attempts at reaching across the aisle that the president did.
Health Care Reform---again, Congress dropped the ball and gutted what could have been one of the defining pieces of legislation in the 21st Century.  There's much good in it and it deserves to be revisited and improved.  Repeal is moving backwards.  And a reminder to those sign holders--if the government took its hands off of "your" Medicare, there wouldn't be any Medicare--it's a government program, you fools!!!
WAR--"huh, good Gawd y'all, what is it good for?"(Edwin Starr) Obama has fulfilled his promise to wind down Bush's war of choice in Iraq.  He has escalated the effort in Afghanistan; unfortunately, because of the mis-begotten Iraq conflict, it's too late to destroy Al-Qaeda's structure, which has moved to Pakistan and Yemen.  But he has promised an end there as well in 2011.  Guantanamo needs to be closed but I think congress may need to be involved there to craft legislation to legally detain or try the terrorist suspects outside the present legal strictures.  Seems with terrorism the right to presumed innocence and illegal seizure, among others, are not applicable.
The Economy----Obama's policies probably helped avoid a repeat of the Great Depression.  Unfortunately, they did not go far enough to stimulate rapid growth and alleviate the painful job losses that ALWAYS follow financial melt-downs.  Read any economic history and you will understand this fact.  What the nation is going through is nothing new.  And cutting the deficit and taxes will NOT help---these policies are shown to worsen the effects of the crisis and prolong recovery.  Ask Japan--do we want a lost decade of economic stagnation and deflation like they had/are having??

So please go to the polls tomorrow, November 2nd, and vote with intelligence--not with sloganeering or nice catch-phrases dancing in your head.  Barack Obama was elected to provide change.  He thought he had allies in congress but political gamesmanship trumped the post-partisan era Obama attempted to introduce.  Let's use these mid-terms to send people to Washington who will help the president fulfill the dreams we all voted for two years ago.