Obviously I can't be Capt. Dreadlocks looking like this. And look what they did to my tail!!!!
Never in all my life have I had a "poof-y" poodle tail like that. What do they think I am, a cheer-leader with pom-poms?????? I am Captain of the Nargle for pity's sake!!!!
And poor Weetz--------
The groomer thinks she's part papillon, whatever that is, and left her with that weird long hair sprouting from the tops of her ears. She looks like Salacious Crumb from Return of the Jedi, not like my navigator on the canine pirate space ship!!
"'Revenge is mine', saith the Lord" is all fine and dandy for you humans but I think this year will be the one where the Pirate Dogs do the tricks and we will get the treats as well, trust me.
posted by Captain 'Roid
Dia de los Muertos, 2010
2 comments:
Aargh, Salacious Crumb! I knew Weetz reminded me of someone!
OMG I have not laughed so hard! Thanks for the laugh
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