A Depressed Midshipman

Poor little Petey-Pablo.  The Midshipman failed his final today.  Seems he couldn't re-calibrate the kataflagrinator from the phaser interlock making it assured that the targeting system on the Nargle would not automatically lock-in on any Klingon Kats entering within range.  This means he cannot be promoted from Midshipman to Ensign.  He would be unable to perform the required duties on the bridge of the canine space pirate ship.  Poor little guy.  Perhaps this is why he has been nicknamed "Pobster the Lobster".  Or do ya think it could be the orange collar??????