Misadventures in Grooming

O M G----you expect us to dress for Halloween after the groomer did this to us!!!!

Obviously I can't be Capt. Dreadlocks looking like this.  And look what they did to my tail!!!!

Never in all my life have I had a "poof-y" poodle tail like that.  What do they think I am, a cheer-leader with pom-poms??????  I am Captain of the Nargle for pity's sake!!!!

And poor Weetz--------

The groomer thinks she's part papillon, whatever that is, and left her with that weird long hair sprouting from the tops of her ears.  She looks like Salacious Crumb from Return of the Jedi, not like my navigator on the canine pirate space ship!!

"'Revenge is mine', saith the Lord" is all fine and dandy for you humans but I think this year will be the one where the Pirate Dogs do the tricks and we will get the treats as well, trust me.

posted by Captain 'Roid

Dia de los Muertos, 2010

From Pirate Dog to....

The Pirate Dogs and their cousins have been watching too much media coverage of the Occupy Wall Street movement and the terrorist trial of Abdulmutallab, the Underwear Bomber.  

Cousin Seymour Aloysius Siegfried Von Bucksnort, pictured,

has changed his name to Seymour Abdullah, the Dog Collar Bomber.

And Ensign Pablo Frijoles "Little Petey" has done his cousin one better.  Not content with just a conversion, Pobster the Lobster, as he is called, has founded the Symbolic Lobster Liberation Army.  All he needs is a newspaper heiress to complete his dreams.......

Of course the Klingon Kats won't be left out of this.  As one can see from the picture, Clytemnestra has raided the stores of the Canine Pirate Space Ship Nargle.

Can't wait to see what this crew does for Halloween..........