It's So Nifty Look Who's 50

So my Dad told me that Barbie Doll turns 50 in 2009!!!!!!  I've no idea what a Barbie is so he found me some pictures on the Internet and told me stories about them.

This first picture is from when Barbie and Ken went to Hawaii.  The official version of the doll in stores had them wearing flowered clothes and being accessorized with surfboards.  But at night, in the 70's, after Barbie ditched Ken and went partying on her own, well, she looked like this picture:

Stoned Barbie-----She got a little of that Maui Wowie and turned into Barbie Corbett, Spaced Cadette!!!!

Now Dad says Barbie wasn't always up with her contemporaries.  We can't find any Free-Love Barbie or Hippie Barbie pictures.  But apparently someone found out about Barbie and her bag that she got from some terror cell:

Yup, that's sticks of explosive in the bag and a detonator in her right hand---this is Hamas Barbie, the suicide bomber.  Obviously the photo is before she dons her Burka.  Took her 50 years to get with it and she sure did so with a bang.

But this last Barbie is the favorite of the Pirate Dogs.  Would you believe a Barbie doll performing a useful function???  But the picture is proof--I give you Pooper-Scooper Barbie:

What else can I say, other than Happy Birthday, Barbie????

Love and Bone Turks to all,

Leny

First-Mate of the CPS Nargle